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Ello there my comrades. Welcome to my humble blog, where I reblog things I like. I usually post my lame fics. (Not the real immortalhd/Russian twink boy) (Icon made by rnweoths/nathan) Sidebar By MlgKootra

*wipes phone screen on breast*

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my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

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talking about my feelings to other people is the worst thing ever because they’re not even going to care but instead complain about how their life is worse

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"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. ‘Are you ready for this?’ he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."

50 Shades of Grey

Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published

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not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

there are two ways to read this

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My masterpiece of a tweet
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